A repost for the non-myspace crowds:

And then there's Lasik
So I started the new year with three things on my to do list by the end of the year.

1.) Buy a big screen for the living room.
2.) Get Lasik surgery.
3.) Get a comfy bed to replace the thin mattress I use currently in my apartment.

Yea, they're all purchases and placed in order of importance.
I've got my priorities straight.
Haven't had any complaints 'bout the bed yet.

On March 23rd I get #2 out of the way.
Courtesy of Dr. Kawesch.
In La Jolla.
Because I'm smooth like that, I managed to get the price down to $4000 for surgery on both eyes.

Also need a driver for that day.
'Cuz I'm gonna be drugged up.

Volunteering to be my driver that day has it's benefits:
-I'll buy you lunch.
-Get to see me drugged up.
-Get to see the world!
-Get to chillax w/ me for half the day.
-Get to know me better.
-Opportunity to get to "know" me better in the bibilical sense
-'Cuz you can probably take advantage of me while I'm drugged up.
-Should make for a good bedtime story.

Volunteers are welcome and encouraged.
Applications will be submitted and reviewed by a judge panel consisting of me, myself, I, and a stuffed penguin pillow thingy.
Winner'll be announced in the next blog.

So yea, I've had access to pussy in my apartment pretty much from the 2nd day I moved into the apartment.

Roommates got kittens.

Why do I mention that?
Because I like that joke.

Current Brain Age: 21
Current Wii Fitness Age: 35
The Random Quote:
"Let me get a few shots in, than we can continue this conversation." -Anonymous

Seven ladies.
Seven I.O.U.s
Just focus on me this time around. I'll get you next year.
*trademark smirk*

I actually owe a few serenades to them next week.
Problem is committing seven separate songs to memory.
'Cuz three of them actually talk to each other now.
Probably spend most of the time pointing out the nuances of my penis.
Which are quite elaborate.

Work and karaoke w/ my homie + friends 'fore he moves away next week today.

How's Valentine's/Singles Awareness Day treating everyone?

Current Brain Age: 21
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"It's your god forsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved, loved." - Jason Mraz

Do YOU know what's awesome?
My new cellphone screensaver

Penguin hopping on rocks.
Friggin' AWESOME.
Truly.

So I learned tonight that if you spend too much time flirting w/ a Starbucks girl you're hot chocolate turns into warm chocolate.
Go figure.

Damn this cold.
Not sick enough to stay home.
Yet sick enough to make the workday seem alot longer.
Sexual healing probably wouldn't make this cold go away, but it'd sure be fun to try.

I need a better guitar.
And my tolerance to be lower so this Dayquil would actually work on me.

Have you seen my wiener?

I'm running low on quotes again.

Current Brain Age: 21
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"Well, at least you weren't running around the bar w/ yourself exposed singin' out I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." - Anonymous

Contrary to popular belief, my room is not full of penguin related materials.

No.
There are also two big-ass lollipops that also serve as blunt instruments of destruction if need be.

Damn this cold.

Been awhile since I've updated here.
I'm trying to make it more of a regular thing.
Like the period at the end of a sentence.
Or bowel movements.
Or fun Budweiser Superbowl commercials.

So I managed to cut down the number of ladies I was dating down to 6 last week.
After a 30min. blind date, I bumped it back up to 7.
I can't help myself, we just gelled really well.

Problem with dating so many, it gets expensive.
Which is the main reason I dropped one of them to friend status.
Dated 4 months and I was always picking up the sizeable tab.
If you're gonna abuse me, make it sexually.

The other lady wanted girlfriend status after dating for 4 weeks.
Chyeah.

Also completely forgot 'bout Valentine's Day 'til a few weeks ago.
Think I'm working that week...
Like all 7 days.
But that comment reminds me of a test I took at Tickle.
"Why are you single?"
My result: Because you don't want to commit.

Ya think?
That actually gave me a good laugh.

There's a very valid reason why I'm taking my time with this decision.
I don't want to waste another 3 and a half years on a woman that'll have me invest everything of myself into her and throw it all away.
Makes me feel like toilet paper.
Possibly like Charmin.
'Cuz less is more.

For now, keeping my options open and seeing what life has to offer.
And apparently I'm great diffusing situations.


Current Brain Age: 23
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"I'm ghetto. I don't scrap over the phone." - Anonymous